Resume Seorang Calon Isteri.

Personal Particulars
Name : Adibah
IC No. : 88****-07-****
Address : Melaka, Malaysia
Email : calonisteri@mencarisuami.com
Tel  : 999

Height : Tak tinggi, tak rendah sangat.
Weight : (eh perempuan sangat sensitif soalan ini okeh, skip!)
Experience : 0. Never been married

Skills
Proficiency, Skill 
Advanced-Cooking
Advanced-Cleaning
Advanced-Shopping
Medium-Religion related
Weak- Child care

Additional Info
Strengths
- Can talk non stop for 24 hour
- Can make money 'dissappear' in less 5 minutes
- Able to stand-by for duties even on public holiday
- Loyal until death do us part

Preferences
Expected Monthly Salary : RM 1000 (Negotiable)
Availability : Immediately
Willing to Travel : Yes
Willing to Relocate : Yes
Willing to have Children : Yes

Reference
Name : Ismail
Telephone No. : 999
Relation : Father

*The interview session*

1. Miss Adibah, would you introduce briefly about your background?

I'm a nice girl. I am good with the elders and so do the children. I like to eat and cook (a lie to success). I love cat very much, so I'm caring, and lovable. *blushing*. I have four siblings and I am a middle daughter, I have a twin brother, so possibility for me to have twin children is higher. I didn't have any chronic medical history, although I didn't test for HIV yet. You can trust me one. *kenyit mata*


2.Which one is your preferable candidate for husband? And why?
a)Doctor
b)Pilot
c)Engineer
d)Lawyer

Must be a pilot. Perfect height and weight, perfect salary! Tapi nanti I jeles dengan stewardess pula. Tukarlah!  Baiklah I pilih doktor! Sakit sikit ada alasan nak jumpa. Hehehe.


3. Why don't use choose the other three?

Well, pilot is still on my list. An engineer is married to his job. And I should be the one who do the talk the most, so ain't no lawyer for me.


4. So, why did you need an income for this job?

Of course la. I'm a degree holder you know (Hutang). And I have mother and father too you know? I will raise children you know? And in addition, I need year end bonus too.*kenyit lagi sekali*


5. Do you think you will be a good housewife?

Apa? Housewife? Hello dear, you think my degree is for display ha? You think it is cheap ha? You pay my study loan la! Unless, you offer me high income, I'll reconsider it.


6. Do you think look is important for your husband candidate?

Absolutely not. But money does. If he is good looking it is a bonus, for our children. *senyum miang*


7. Any question you would like to ask?

Yes I do. Did the calon suami already have duit hantaran? Kerja? Car? House?

*End of Q & A session.*

Mr.X : Alright Miss Adibah. The interview ends here. You can leave the room now.
Me    : Did I pass the interview?
Mr. X: Well, regret to inform you, we have other better candidate. Try again next time.
Me    : What? No way la. Why? Who?
Mr. X: We don't have a suitable candidate for you. And, by the way, she's 36,29,38.
Me    : No. I decrease the salary. Reconsider me. Please? You have my number kan?. I'm free this weekend. *kenyit gatal lagi*